This Football Season!!

Long time since I wrote anything. I wasn’t actually getting any topic that would really interest me. Its football season and so I thought, why not try my hand at that. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not a football fan, not even close. Just know the game enough to help me survive if I land amongst some freaky enthusiasts :)

So, then what do I want to write about? The other day one of my closest, posted on facebook, a rulebook – rather a rulepage for wives, gfs, sweethearts- The do’s and don’ts for them during this football season. Quiet intriguing I must say. It actually brought out the real picture of the devil in Men. Now again, my idea of writing this blog is not to come up with some vice versa Do’s and Dont’s for Men, but for Us, wives, Girlfriends, sweethearts and so on!!


So ladies, this one is for you, rather for “US” :)


The positives of this season;


- You have all the time in the world for yourself, as you would not be called out, every five minutes for some or the other nonsensical work, so use it to pamper yourself to the fullest.


- Spend this time with your friends as you would not be questioned why you are late or where you were, as your man would be too worked up revising the football schedule to notice you aren’t home yet.


- You can chill about the dinner and prepare what so ever you feel like, as, like everything else, this one important thing for Men, would also go unnoticed. Just fill your kitchen shelves with munchies which are easily accessible and relax your muscles.


- My Fav- You would have the whole bed to yourself, they would obviously be on the sofa infront of the TV and you would be spared of the untimely and never ending snores and farts (If any: P). So, have sweet dreams sweeties.


- You would not be noticed, so you can spare yourself the regular skin and hair care treatments and just be your normal self (let’s face it, even we like being unkempt ones in a while)


- You might unexpectedly land into too many uninvited guests, so make sure you come home late from work to avoid acting the host to these aliens.


- Work on your anger management as you would have to watch your soaps on youtube for a month.


To top it all, by end of the season, you would be so engrossed in your super chilled out life that you would not need them around, and that’s the time they would be out of the fever and would slowly return to you. They would be all nice and cheesy.. LADIES, don’t fall for the trap, let it continue for as long as you like, and let them suffer, as that’s when the iron would be RED Hot for you to strike.



Make sure your strike, turns out to be the best and the last goal for the season!!